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Spawn of Jack wrote:Ahahaha!! that is so awesome! did you come up with that? lol
I wish. XD
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crippenstation wrote:A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks
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A white horse walks into a bar and the landlord says "we've got a pub named after you" and the horse goes "What?, Eric?"...................*tumbleweed rollin*
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

That's the only one of the top of my head. The other jokes I know are crude/tasteless.
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1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
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3. I went to a seafood disco last week...
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4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
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Post by ShadowPhantom »

Ok, I didn't come up with either of these:

What do you get when you cross holy water and castor oil?
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A red ship and a blue ship crashed into eachother.
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This one is mine though:

How did the rainbow do on the test?
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Post by Quills on Wheels »

1. How do you put an elefant in the fridge?
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2. How do you put a giraff in the fridge?
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3. the King of the Jungle has invited all the animals to a party but one animal didn't came. which animal was it?
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This is one joke that makes my people always laugh. Although I wished I could say it to you personally.
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Eh. If wit was shit and shit was chocolate, you'd have enough to fill a Smartie.

I'm gonna have a think about the jokes I know, see which ones are appropriate :P
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Gavvie wrote:Eh. If wit was shit and shit was chocolate, you'd have enough to fill a Smartie.
Hey, I quite liked BSF's last offering...
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It's old though! Besides, when putting the giraffe in the fridge, he forgot the bit about taking the elephant out. Joke fail.
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Post by Kaito-kun »

Well I'd never heard of it before. It's not like it's the joke about the nun and the blind man.
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