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miharbi_nami
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Post by miharbi_nami »

What joke about the nun and the blind man?? :/
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Energizer bunny arrested .....
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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
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A man was standing on the scale, sucking in his stomach. The man's wife sarcastically said,
"I don't think that's going to help."
"Sure it does," he said. "How else could I see the numbers?"
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What happens when you.....you uhh....youuuu....i don't know.
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Two dragons walk into a pub. One dragon says to the other, "It's hot in here." The other dragon replies, "Shut your mouth."

-Joke created by Jimmy Car
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Jimmy Carr is as funny as a vasectomy with no anaesthetic.


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Post by Gonic »

I have one...but it's quite rude and I dunno If I should post it. But for now here's a classic joke from primary school!

How do you get pikachu on a bus?
You Pokemon...>_>
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Post by sonicfanRICH »

^ Oh wow, never heard that one lol.
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
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Also, an interactive joke that may or may not end with me meeting Banjo:

*Knock Knock*
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Oh dear christ...come on, let's entertain the poor girl.

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Banana.
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