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Joke Corner!

Post by Kaito-kun »

We all need to smile a little more, so whether it's a one liner of a mini-epic, fantastic or terrible crack a joke or two here to cheer one another up! ^__^

Rules: Please keep them clean and tasteful.

Q: What do pirates eat their food with?
A: Cut-LAAAARRRRRRRRR-ry.

Q: What happened to the magic tractor?
A: It turned into a field.
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Post by Nyammy Spoon »

Those were awful my dearest... *giggle*

This one popped into my head just now:

Q: What did the teddy-bear say when he was offered dessert?
A: 'No thanks! I'm stuffed!'

It's not that much better... heh ^^;;
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Post by Matty »

You thinks thats bad?

*knock knock*

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor Who?

eh eh you see what i did thar
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Post by sonicfanRICH »

Wow, nice jokes guys...but maybe the answers should be in spoiler tags?
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Post by Killer French Bread »

Q. What has four wheels and flies?

A. A bin lorry.


Q. What's white and wears checked trousers?

A Rupert the fridge.
Tic Tac, sir?
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Post by SimonShirley »

sonicfanRICH wrote:Wow, nice jokes guys...but maybe the answers should be in spoiler tags?
I agree. It would be good idea.

If you don't know how to, just put the punchline between [ spoiler ] [ /spoiler ] tags.

May I also ask that any jokes that are the material of living comedians, please remember to reference them. We don't need the hassle that Cheggers had on twitter.
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Post by Wrath Oskvro »

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their hall of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
Twenty rings to make Mr. T look cool,
Upon them inscribed, "I pity the fool."
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Post by Spawn of Jack »

Wrath Oskvro wrote:Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their hall of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
Twenty rings to make Mr. T look cool,
Upon them inscribed, "I pity the fool."
Ahahaha!! that is so awesome! did you come up with that? lol
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks
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Beware of your mind as it proves you wrong...
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Post by Quills on Wheels »

What do you call people who are interested in the moon?? :blink:
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I know it's not that funny but who cares! :)
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