Daily Mail-o-matic

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Post by Whooa21 »

So during SNS someone found this website,
post here your favorite headlines...
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

WILL THE E.U. MOLEST BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?
WILL SINGLE MOTHERS DEFRAUD THE ROYAL FAMILY?
COULD THE FRENCH RUIN YOUR MORTGAGE?
HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS INFECTED CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS?
HAVE GYPSIES INFECTED YOUR MORTGAGE WITH AIDS?
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Post by TCB »

Ooo I wish there was an American equivalent.
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Post by Kaito-kun »

TheChaosBlue wrote:Ooo I wish there was an American equivalent.
There is. I think it's called "Fox News".
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Post by ozzypt »

Kaito-kun wrote:There is. I think it's called "Fox News".
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Post by TCB »

Kaito-kun wrote:There is. I think it's called "Fox News".
Well duh right?
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Post by KC »

Here are few more:
COULD FOXES MAKE YOUR PENSION IMPOTENT?
WILL LESBIANS GIVE BRITAINS'S SWANS DIABETES?
IS HEALTH & SAFETY KILLING THE QUEEN?
ARE SINGLE MOTHERS INFECTING YOUR HOUSE WITH AIDS?

I believe the answer is YES. To all of the above.
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Post by Killer French Bread »

The news on TV is by law (supposed to be) impartial in the UK that's why the papers are so crazy. You could probably do one of those things for every main publication
Tic Tac, sir?
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WILL TWITTER DESTROY ENGLAND?
ARE FERAL CHILDREN HAVING SEX WITH BRITISH JUSTICE?
ARE TEACHERS TURNING THE QUEEN GAY?


I'd buy tabloids with these headlines.
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Post by ozzypt »

China, will it destroy england?
Eating fish and chips adds more years to your life! A study shows.
Is the E.U planning to kill the queen?
Is zoidberg following you home? Ten ways of knowing it!
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Post by SonicFan »

What is this so called :mail o matic?
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