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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:15 pm
by KC
I'm gonna regret this, but...
Banana who?
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:25 pm
by Mena
Knock Knock.
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:50 am
by ShadowPhantom
Who's there?
While we continue the knock knock joke, I'd like to post another joke:
-A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:42 am
by sonicfanRICH
Oddly my grandma sent me this:
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask,
but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to
be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party." =P
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:40 am
by Quills on Wheels
^Hah.
It's not bad. I get some parts of the joke. I didn't get the final part though.
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:19 am
by Wrath Oskvro
You'll get it in a couple years.
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:27 am
by Quills on Wheels
^That just made me even more confused...
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:13 pm
by sonicfanRICH
Hahahahahahaha