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Dr Shaneman
11-06-2009, 22:28
Inspired by Rayne brought to you by me ^_-

So, what's your plan if a global zombie rampage were to happen?
Remember, the more creative the better.

Kaito-kun
11-06-2009, 22:31
What kind of Zombie? The slow lumbering standing in the street kind that will attack you if they catch sight of you and you can't get away quick enough or the massive horde that will actively hunt down flesh to feast upon?

Dr Shaneman
11-06-2009, 22:32
In which zombie film these days are they that slow?

Kaito-kun
11-06-2009, 22:34
In which zombie film these days are they that slow?
The start of Shaun of the Dead when Nick and Simon are throwing records at the two in the garden?

Reknoc
11-06-2009, 22:35
In which zombie film these days are they that slow?

All of them, because no one bothers to make zombie films these days. Probably because there's no point because there isn't a whole lot you can add to the genre.

Rayne
11-06-2009, 22:43
The start of Shaun of the Dead when Nick and Simon are throwing records at the two in the garden?

Shane you thief! This is a brilliant topic though :D

And Kaito, that is one of the best zombie film moments of all time, first time I saw it I had to be taken out of the room to get some air.

My zombie plan, assuming it's the slow kind...well to start I'm in a small village, so I'm fairly safe to start with. I'd predict it starts in Glasgow, so I'd jet over to my local supermarket and buy/loot essential medical supplies, radio, tinned fruit.

Getting back to the house I'd barricade the door, close all blinds and let no light into the house. I'd then fill every airtight container with water, as well as the bath, that'd give me a good supply if the water was cut off. I'd start to move all of my essential supplies upstairs, that way I can destroy the staircase should zombies break through the door. I'd unscrew my top window so I could get onto the roof in an emergancy.

From there I'd wait it out, I'll develop this further if need be :P

Dr Shaneman
11-06-2009, 22:43
Well, speak the truth zombies have been replaced with people becoming infected with some sort of virus these days. Which is the same. So I'd include that too since it's replaced the common household zombie lately.

Rayne you were too slow =P.
I'd get some sort of "Yukari Mobile" in an attempt to run the scum over as plan A.

Kaito-kun
11-06-2009, 22:55
Hmmm...Although the Yukari mobile is tempting, I think I'll stick with Rayne. Two fortress defenders are better than one after all. It's only a few miles away and I have canned goods.

Gavvie
11-06-2009, 22:56
I would consult my Zombie Survival Guide and see what the best course of action is, dependant on the type of zombie that's attacking.

Seems to be the most logical choice to make.

Killer French Bread
11-06-2009, 23:06
I'd shoot the mothers in the heads.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwnpXluH5bY&feature=related

Dr Shaneman
11-06-2009, 23:28
I'm with KFB.
*Gets a gun and stands on a school roof*

mudokon100
12-06-2009, 00:28
I would consult my Zombie Survival Guide and see what the best course of action is, dependant on the type of zombie that's attacking.

I need to find my guide, but as I'm sure I've said before, I've memorised it.

First, prepare supplies. Second, GET UPSTAIRS AND DESTROY THEM.

My friend and I also made an emergency plan, to use our school as a fortress. While it would be impossible now, and unlikely had an outbreak even occured while we were still attending, we know we could have pulled it off provided we could get in in the first place.

As I said in the 18+ thread, if I had to leave the house (which I probably eventually would), I'm prepared for that as well.
KFB, that video is a perfect example of why large groups DO NOT WORK. If I took anyone with me, I'd make sure they were prepared. Tbh, I wouldn't even trust my family in that sort of situation, I'd rather go it alone than with them.

Rayne
12-06-2009, 17:51
Muki speaks the truth, large groups make more noise and more mistakes, can't trust them :P a two-man operation is ideal, two sets of eyes, support for climbing or heavy objects and increased combat effectiveness. In an emergancy you can always whack them and leave them as bait :D

Kaito-kun
12-06-2009, 18:44
In an emergancy you can always whack them and leave them as bait :D
I don't think I want to try surviving with you any more...

mudokon100
12-06-2009, 20:51
You do not bait zombies. That's a poor waste of resources. Make some noise, lure them out, then 'cap em.

I hope you all know the rules for opening a door.

Rayne
12-06-2009, 20:54
It's called a joke. More than that it also works, leave Kaito dead and the zombies will be distracted by him :D giving me a 6 second head start.

Actually maybe it should be a three man team, we could take Rek as I'm sure he'd be very useful should we run into an emergancy...>:3

Killer French Bread
12-06-2009, 21:02
What are you going to do, blow the piss out of them? All of them?

Rayne
12-06-2009, 21:08
What are you going to do, blow the piss out of them? All of them?

Just follow standard Left 4 Dead procedure. Fight for 3 seconds then retreat to the nearest rooftop and watch Reknoc get himself killed :P

Kaito-kun
12-06-2009, 21:38
More than that it also works, leave Kaito dead and the zombies will be distracted by him :D giving me a 6 second head start.
I don't think I want to play this game anymore. I thought we were buddies!!!!

Rayne
12-06-2009, 21:41
I don't think I want to play this game anymore. I thought we were buddies!!!!

I changed the plan >_> keep up with the times ya'll...course should a hunter come along I'm leaving both you and rek behind.

Anyway -_- I'm hoping for a zombie outbreak during my lifetime, at some point where I have nothing worth living for, it'll be a great experience :D

Dr Shaneman
12-06-2009, 21:48
Kaito, I'd need a survival budy and I wouldn't use you as bait neither.
I'd be stocked up on weapons and import one of those chobits for updates on the places to avoid.

mudokon100
12-06-2009, 23:03
Chobits? As in, Chi? Even if we did have persocoms, you can't get a "chobits", she's unique.
*Ahem* Anyway, I don't want a L4D style outbreak. That would be... unsurvivable. But a normal zombie outbreak, that I could easily deal with.
As my friend said today: "The Guide may give the best way to live through. But it's only about "living". We'd wanna have some fun in that situation."

I know I'd sure as hell be out hunting, even if all I had was a knife.

Reknoc
12-06-2009, 23:09
Man we're already living in, like, a zombie apocolypse, man.

/Damon Albarn

mudokon100
12-06-2009, 23:14
No, we're really not. There's a severe lack of cannabilism, anarchy, and general awesomeness that would come with a zombie apocalypse.

Kaito-kun
12-06-2009, 23:17
Kaito, I'd need a survival budy and I wouldn't use you as bait neither.
I'd be stocked up on weapons and import one of those chobits for updates on the places to avoid.
Right, I'm on your side now then Doc!

See Rayne? Some people respect my help in a zombie apocalypse!

Chobits? As in, Chi? Even if we did have persocoms, you can't get a "chobits", she's unique.

You're right, that's the thing we should be worried about in the middle of a zombie outbreak: "Whether or not we'd be able to get a Chobit instead of a regular persocon." Maybe we should stop mixing fictional universes before we wind up creating something truly messed up.

Reknoc
12-06-2009, 23:21
No, we're really not. There's a severe lack of cannabilism, anarchy, and general awesomeness that would come with a zombie apocalypse.

Woosh

That's the sound of me mocking Damon Albarn going right over your head... because he's abit of a cunt.

Dr Shaneman
12-06-2009, 23:41
Isn't David Blaine a zombie?
And I'm sure Elvis was sighted last week...

Kaito-kun
12-06-2009, 23:46
And I'm sure Elvis was sighted last week...
Someone I know saw Marvin Gaye the other day.

I heard it through the grapevine.

sonicfanRICH
13-06-2009, 07:53
I'd better get my plant defenses ready...

Dr Shaneman
13-06-2009, 11:37
Someone I know saw Marvin Gaye the other day.

I heard it through the grapevine.
I'm pretty sure it's starting already >_<.

7Force
13-06-2009, 22:53
I would run around putting things on zombies heads and take pictures of them, basiclly I'll be copying Dead Rising.

Reknoc
13-06-2009, 22:56
Plant defensive and offensive plants in my garden.