
Originally Posted by
Killer French Bread
What is retro about it? Because the 'retro style' these days just seems to be crap graphics and 80s/90s pop culture references.
It should have proper old school conventions, like an arcade style difficulty that sends you back to the start of the game at the slightest mistake, I don;t care if they're kids they need to learn. And a badass premise. Effeminate themes are a recent phenomenon attributable to goons like thatgamecompany and the droog who made cave story remember. Back in the day every game was trying to be as cool as possible, not as hipster as possible.
It should also have cheat codes.