I thought this might be an interesting thread if everyone posted what they do for their career. For those who are pre-career maybe you can post what you are attending school for.
I'll start it off.
I am an Analyst for Coca-Cola. I build reports, analyze data, and help with process improvement and project management to make sure the company stays successful and makes money. I do a lot of work in/with SQL, ASP, SAP, Visual Basic, Excel, Access, various other tools and software.
It pays the bills and can be rewarding when I am figuring out something new. Highly stressful, but most jobs are now a days!