WILL THE E.U. MOLEST BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?
WILL SINGLE MOTHERS DEFRAUD THE ROYAL FAMILY?
COULD THE FRENCH RUIN YOUR MORTGAGE?
HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS INFECTED CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS?
HAVE GYPSIES INFECTED YOUR MORTGAGE WITH AIDS?
Here are few more:
COULD FOXES MAKE YOUR PENSION IMPOTENT?
WILL LESBIANS GIVE BRITAINS'S SWANS DIABETES?
IS HEALTH & SAFETY KILLING THE QUEEN?
ARE SINGLE MOTHERS INFECTING YOUR HOUSE WITH AIDS?
The news on TV is by law (supposed to be) impartial in the UK that's why the papers are so crazy. You could probably do one of those things for every main publication
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