They all thought it was side splittingly funny on the campsite, but to me most of the other blokes looked like if Indiana Jones had gone to primark, what with their combat shorts and t-shirts. So in my head, I was the man!
Killer French Bread wrote:Got back from a camping trip in Wales yesterday. The site was just in front of a beach about a 2 minute walk away. Was one of those golden sand ones and there was only ever about 4 other people on it, really beautiful. A classic secret beach. Had some great camp fires on it. It was when the perseid shooting stars were in full force at night too, the sky looked brilliant. Apart from that though I was well out of my comfort zone. It rained, it was windy, the tent slanted downwards. It was so cold at night I felt like I may as well be sleeping on the street. The only difference was I didn't have slug trails on my clothes when I woke up. Also apparently I wasn't exactly dressed in camping/beach attire:
I haven't seen a proper photo of you, but you look really cool.
Also I'm quite fond of Kaito-Kun's idea, why not? Sounds pretty fun.
C'mon people. I think we just have to say I win the contest by default.
Anyway, since my birthday I have decided I am transchronological. My body may say I'm 28, but in my heart I feel like a teenager still so now I want everyone to treat me as an 18 year old. At some point after living as an 18 year old for a couple of years, I may even have surgery so that I look the way that I feel on the inside. I will also be campaining to the government to change my birth certificate to my chosen age in order reflect my right to self determination, and overturn their sequential system that oppresses transchronological people like me.