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Christ im bored. Im just going to think of some topics to talk about. Your welcome to pick up oon any of them.

1. Have you ever been caught yanking it by a relative

2. If you could choose a superpower what would it be and what would you do with it.

3. If you could beat the shit out of one celebrity who would it be?

4. Why does anyone eat sprouts? They suck donkey balls.
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richarddavies wrote: 1. Have you ever been caught yanking it by a relative

2. If you could choose a superpower what would it be and what would you do with it.

3. If you could beat the shit out of one celebrity who would it be?

4. Why does anyone eat sprouts? They suck donkey balls.
1. No.

2. Teleportation. It would make life so much easier.

3. I'm not really the violent type.

4. They're healthy and good for the bowels.
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You've never been caught? Lucky bastard. I had a good wank sesh once when I were and a few days later my mum blerted out "you've been looking at the lads mags again then?" I just innocently said I don't know what she's talking about and she replied that my step dad had been cleaning the windows outside and caught me. I couldn't look at him for ages.
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Sprouts are healty for the bowels? Most people who eat them kick out more methane than a heffer. I was a vegetarian for quite a few years, but I wouldn't go near them.

Dunno about the superpower. Maybe have much better vision, and be able to see different wave legnths like birds and octopuses can. Or have superjudicial powers and people to pull out a fazer Judge Dredd style on any misbehaving scrote you see down the pub.

Don't think I've ever been caught yanking it. Though did walk in on a mate once, that was awkward.

I've always disliked Noel Edmonds. He looks like he thinks he's better than everyone else; that indignant show he had putting the world to rights on Sky seemed to prove my suspicions. If I beat the shit out of him that would probably confirm in his head that he's a better person than me though.
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Killer French Bread wrote:Sprouts are healty for the bowels? Most people who eat them kick out more methane than a heffer. I was a vegetarian for quite a few years, but I wouldn't go near them.
Isn't that good though? Kicking the stink out of your body?
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I dunno medically, but I've always thought of it as your body protesting about what you've just made it digest.
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I dunno about the gas, but I love sprouts.
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A friend of mine married an American girl last year and moved over to Seattle. He came over to visit last week and last night was his last night so we had a few drinks at mine with some friends. Was a good night overall I just downed a pint of water before bed and had a few paracetamol's and I felt fine this morning.
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