Chapter 1: Destiny Calls
Aeons ago, the land of Seegadra was forged by mighty Gods. It was a peaceful place, filled with life and love, the bounty of the once great SEGA empire. Humans lived together with many different beings in harmony and all was well.
But one day, a dark shadow was cast across the land. The Soul Gems of classic SEGA Role Playing Games were stolen. These Soul Gems contained the very essence of such classic games and were a gift from the Gods, protected for centuries. With their disappearance, the great Goddess Ulala came to the magical town of Castdream in Seegadra and charged a group of heroes with finding them.
This band of warriors was lead by the Ninja, Silversonic, and contained many fearless heroes, such as Zagoyoda the Segata Fighter, Cobradabest the Snuper, Kaito-Kun the Thief/Red Ninja, Awinnerwasyou the Warrior and more.
These heroes left the town of Castdream in search of the Soul Gems. Sadly, they were not able to save all of the Soul Gems and only managed to recover one Soul Gem: the Dragon Mirror. This contained the spirit of Shenmue, one of the most honourable spirits in all of Seegadra.
But this was not enough.
The darkness spread and soon a new evil arrived on the planet. Evil machines began to rain from the sky, and no weapon on Seegadra could defeat them. These machines became known as the Nintendroids. They overran the planet, and soon all of humanity was enslaved.
Hundreds of years passed...
Humans are now kept within slave camps and are forced to play Mario Party again and again. Small pockets of resistance still remain hidden across Seegadra, however hope remains futile.
Indeed, Seegadra had become a desolate, dark place, ruled by our dark robotic overlords. It seemed as if the SEGA Gods had forsaken us all...
The NESlave Camps
Within the Northern Plains of Seegadra lies the NESlave Camp, ruled by the evil Nintendroids. Unknown to these wretched robots, the camp holds the descendants of the original heroes of Seegadra. These unknowing heroes are forced to play Superman 64 on the N64 every day, and do not understand the role they are about to play in Seegadra's future.
Our small group of heroes have had enough. They have come together to plot their escape. Whispers speak of a camp of freedom fighters in the mountains to the west, but how can they escape when no weapon can defeat the Nintendroids?
As they lay awake at night, our heroes receive a vision from the almighty Goddess, Ulala!
"I have been searching for you, young heroes!" she exclaims! "Only you possess the power to free Seegadra and its people from the evil of Italian plumbers, consoles which offer no DVD playback and far too much waggle!"
As our heroes listen intently, the image of seven magical swords appear before them.
"These are the seven Swords of SEGA" states the rather attractive Goddess. "These swords are the only weapons which can defeat the Nintendroids and were created by fusing the Soul Gems with a blade. I have hidden them from evil. You must travel across Seegadra and find them. Use the swords to vanquish the Nintendroids before all hope is lost!"
With those words, the Goddess Ulala fades and our heroes are left alone, in stunned silence. They finally hold the key to stopping the Nintendroids, but are our heroes brave enough to take on the challenge?
The Mirror Sword
Whilst sitting in the dark slave camp, one of our heroes, Awinnerwasyou the Fighter-Mage, suddenly realises that he recognised the Mirror Sword from their recent vision. The Mirror Sword was created using the Dragon Mirror Soul Gem that the old heroes were able to recover all that time ago.
The Mirror Sword is here, within the NESlave camp! But it is locked away in the Nintendroid's guard barracks. Our heroes agree that the only way to escape this nightmare once and for all is to steal the Mirror Sword and use it to fight their way out of the camp.
Coming together, our brave new heroes sneak out of their prison and make their way silently across the camp. Luckily for them, the night is quiet, and the Nintendroids are currently playing a few rounds of Smash Brothers Brawl and do not notice their prisoners making their way to the barracks.
Once outside, pyruss55 the Rappy manages to skilfully unlock the door by flapping his giant wings, as i_need_fruit the Master Ninja Overlord Thief, the stealthiest one of the group, tip toes into the barracks, to the opposite end. There, on the wall, lies the Mirror Sword. Carefully, i_need_fruit lowers the weapon, but its weight proves quite surprising, causing i_need_fruit to stumble back and knock over a conveniently placed glass vase behind him.
The vase shatters into pieces, creating an almighty racket that suddenly alerts the near by Nintendroids.
Without hesitation, our remaining heroes rush to the side of i_need_fruit and grab whatever weapons they can within, readying themselves to fight these evil robots. The Mirror Sword begins to throb with power. But which hero will wield this mighty blade and step forth to land the first blow?
The First Battle
Our heroes decide that Awinnerwasyou, the Mage Fighter shall wield the almighty Mirror Sword as GirlGamerNerd readies her weapon behind him, ready for anything. Without fear, Awinnerwasyou steps forth, clutching the hilt tightly in his hands. The Nintendroids have now swarmed the barracks and are ready to kill all those that oppose them.
With a mighty lunge, Awinnerwasyou cuts through the Nintendroids that charge them. Swinging round, Awinnerwasyou and GirlGamerNerd charge the ULTIMATE MEGA SUPER HYPER SLASH and cut through the robots like butter. Showing a mastery of combat that no level one warrior is capable of, the heroes stare in wonder as the Nintendroids lie in pieces before them.
Surely these brave men and women of fate must be related to the heroes of old!
Our group realise that now is their chance to take advantage of the chaos and escape whilst they can!
Bashing their way through the camp gates, slashing at anything robotic that steps near, our small group of heroes taste their first sense of freedom. The moon shines on ahead, guiding their path towards the mountains to the west.
Now, our heroes become adventurers, and head across the plains towards destiny.
Go Forth to the Mountains
As our adventurers travel across the plains, the sun rises from behind, highlighting their destination to the west. The mountains are plentiful and fierce, yet hold a secret weapon: a group of freedom fighters reside deep within the dank, dark caves.
Knowing this, our heroes head towards the mountains, hoping to join the freedom fighters and search for the remaining six Swords of SEGA, as tasked by the beautiful Goddess, Ulala.
Travelling up the mountainside, our adventurers deal with pests and low level threats, such as rats, goats, and rabid Sony fanboys. Finally, they reach the entrance to a cave. ResidentSD, the Lusty Barmaid, uses his shiny assets to cast light within the cavern, and the group carefully make their way inside.
After a few wrong turns, and a few encounters with Zubats, our heroes emerge into the sunlight, on to the summit of the mountain. A camp has been set up, and two burly men with large moustaches approach, swords drawn, faces scowling.
Our heroes have found the freedom fighter's camp, but can they convince them of their good intentions?
The Freedom Fighters
GirlGamerNerd isn't sure if should trust these men, as the rest of the group wisely step back, in fear of those massive moustaches. Poor old Pyrus55 decides to fake death on the spot!
Showing courage, i_need_fruit decides to convince the men of the groups intentions, as GirlGamerNerd and Cobradabest stand behind.. The two burly guards are confused by the sight of a half dead Rappy, but it is the sight of ResidentSD, the Lusty Barmaid, who catches their eye! Smitten, the moustached men allow our merry band of adventurers to walk into the camp and meet the freedom fighter's leader, Gash Deadeye.

(Imagine him with more eye patches and two moustaches >_>)
At the back of the camp, our heroes are confronted by Gash Deadeye, a massive warrior with
two moustaches, five eye patches, and a huge sword... Which looks suspiciously like one of the swords in the heroes' vision!
Our heroes tell him everything.
"So!" He roars "You've escaped from the Nintendroid slave camp and are searching for magical swords? And you want my sword?? What makes you think I can trust a rag tag bunch of pipsqueaks like you!"
Our heroes glance at each other nervously.
"I'll tell you what. If you can beat me in combat, I'll give you my Guardian Sword. Only
real warriors with
real moustaches and
real Cadbury's chocolate Creme Eggs can save Seegadra! Prove you are
real warriors and I will help you in your quest."